Once the most prolific pong warrior to grace our planet, John "Cold Gravy" electrified the world with Groundbreaking techniques, immeasurable power and a gaze that made even the most formidable foe wet himself. Considered a playboy at times because of his ability to make the panties drop, he never lost focus on his true aspirations, to be the most dominant paddle wheedling badass the universe has ever birthed. This paddle made that happen.